To all the girls whose thighs touch, with stretchmarks laid like gold across their backside, with bellies too full for any inadequate hands, thank Goddess for your abundance.
I would be a little bit terrified
i would be absolutely terrified why the fuck would an elevator even have a question mark?where the fuck am i going, to the riddlers fucking bachelor pad??
Reblogging because that has to be one of the funniest comments ever^
today on the subway i had to take the d train and the only thing i could think about for the whole ride was “im riding the d”
just spooning my boyfriend
out of his container
it’s ice cream
- January 2012 : This year is gonna be my year.
- December 2012 : I tried.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
I almost died xD
if only hatred burned calories
One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.
mjgr1991 asked: Just to let you know, I believe in you. Also, you inspired me to look into some Zumba classes.
thank You! oh yeah! definitely Zumba it up and learn some dance moves ;)
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